teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(via distraction)


alcoholdrinker:

trendingly:

This the last year where all 4 grades in high school are 90’s babies. The freshmen next year are gonna be 2000 babies…just pause for a moment and let that sink in.

linear time. scary. 

(via retiredjesus)


girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

(via imaginependragonson)


sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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eriannny:

LMFAOOO WHERRS HIS CHILL?

eriannny:

LMFAOOO WHERRS HIS CHILL?

(via online)


unopposable:

yall need jesus

unopposable:

yall need jesus

(via distraction)


cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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(via pizza)


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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

(via ernest-lancaster)


cca-is-humane:

The things I send my friends

cca-is-humane:

The things I send my friends

(via stopmoisturizingme)